Birds! Steal! Things!
Birds are no longer high on life. They've stooped from their once lofty heights, soaring through the air on a bright summer day, intent on one lowly purpose: getting a quick fix. It turns out that the recreational abuse of choice for these once majestic creatures of flight is artificial sweetener. Sweet 'n' Low is the new pink and birds are busy inhaling it.
Caught in the act at Jo's:
Surveying the scene.
Incapacitated by choice.
Just can't get enough.
Feeling remorse, wondering how common sense
and reason so easily slipped away.
All hopped up, not feeling a thing.
The tragic aftermath.
It's hard to watch this descent into darkness, unable to lend a hand. If this stuff causes cancer in laboratory animals, I can only imagine what it will do to one's flying and worm-regurgitating abilities.
Caught in the act at Jo's:
Surveying the scene.
Incapacitated by choice.
Just can't get enough.
Feeling remorse, wondering how common sense
and reason so easily slipped away.
All hopped up, not feeling a thing.
The tragic aftermath.
It's hard to watch this descent into darkness, unable to lend a hand. If this stuff causes cancer in laboratory animals, I can only imagine what it will do to one's flying and worm-regurgitating abilities.
posted by Brett at 7:59 PM
4 Comments:
How the heck did you get those pictures? Awesome... your photography abilities are rivaled only by your entertaining descriptions!
This is probably my favorite post of all time.
Boo-yah.
I was once addicted to that sweet sweet rock...I've moved on to Splenda. Artificial sweetner is a helluva drug.
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